Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue
Phir Bhi No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh rahi hai…

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think… think… think…
Marjava & Mitjava

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.