Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

Women are like computers.
As soon as u commit 2 one, u realize that,
if u had waited a little longer
u could have had a better model..

beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe

Tchr : passive me badlo,
“Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain”
Stdnt : “sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain”

one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i’m here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.