Santa ne nokia ka sbse badi screen wala set liya socho kyo?
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Kyoli wo ye dekhna chahta tha ki,
kaun do log hath milate hai

Is Duniya mai us Insaan say bda badnasib kaun hoga
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Jiskay Maggi kay Packet mai Masalaa nahi Hogaa!!!!!

In the night, 11’clock after one hour

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.12 0′ clock yaar ha ha ha

You don’t have to like me,
I’m not a facebook status.

Suno gaur se pepsi valo
buri nazar na coke pe dalo
cahe jatna dew pilalo
sabse aga hoga nimbupani
humne piya hai ab tum bhi piyo

A cockroach last words to a man who wanted to kill it

Go ahead & kill me you coward.
You’re just jealous that I make your girlfriend scream more than you do when I get on top of her.

ek rate sopne dekhlam ekti bishal roome khoda amader bolchen tomra tomader khatai tomader papgulo lekho.likchi emon somoi 20 bar luss shit nebar poreo pechon theke tomar chitkar ‘aro lagbe plz!

Women always say “all men want is s*x”
That’s a lie.We want head too.

Untle apka kab se bad raha hai.
jor se bad raha hai..
bad bad kar bad raha hai..
untle phone to uthalo.
nhi to badta hi raheda

Raat ko 10 baje

ke

bad

11 bajege

 

 
ha ha ha

Ek bar ek aadmi ki sadi huwa,
us aadmi ne apne suhagrat me apne biwi ko gift dene ke bare me soncha,
wo apne dost ke pas gaya or usse pucha kya dun apne biwi ko,
dost ne bola suhagrat ko jab apne biwi ke pas jawoge tab apne me seegrat pite jana or dhunwa uske muh me marna or bolna yadi tum bologi to aaj se hi mai seegrat pin chhodo dunga,

ussne aisa hi kiya biwi ne bola koi bat nhi g gold fleck h to mai v ek satta marungi.

Aaj raat ko 12 baje ke baad
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1 bajega
Ha ha ha