Pathans Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband…
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note … Tht Said
“d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. Ull Find Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater” … ;->

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Life Is A Card Game

During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentines Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards … ;->

Ive No Girlfriend

Ive No Girl friend

Ive No GirL Friend

Ive No GirL Friend

Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do

Poori Das Ho jAin gI

The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriends Father:
“Son, Can U Support a
Family?”

He Replied
“Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves” ;->

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

sprAy

MORTEIN…. ;->

what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they…I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
Ill Help U (:

If U Dont Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao

Ill Create Problem

Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn …

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby …

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So Whats Wrong With
The Old One … ? ;->

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen