A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin … ???

Both Cannot Be
Found … ;->

5 Points That Prove
“U r A Normal Student”

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
“Kal Se Pakka”

3- Uve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True … ;->

Customer Shouted:

“Waiter , Waiter !
Theres A Dead Fly In
My Soup …”

waiter Replied:

“Oh No !
Whos Going To Look
After His Family …” ;->

Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays … ?
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Any Guesses
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They Go To
The Dead Sea … ;->

Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
“Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno”

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D e f i n i t i o n

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B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

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O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e …

Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Dont Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?

Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“Ive A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows

“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly… ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
Aspirins” ;->

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

“Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It.”

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.