Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“Ive A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows

“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly… ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
Aspirins” ;->

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

“Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It.”

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlDs
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT …

>> OBAMA

>> OSAMA …

According To A New
Study ….

Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades …

Especially

If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures … ;->

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car …. ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) … ;->

What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk … ???

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Its A Milk Truck … ;->

 A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, Im Stone Deaf ;->

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

“Remember 1 Thing Son
If Ure Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap” ;->

Astronomers Say
“The Universe Is
Finite…”
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things … ;->

Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??

A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey 🙂