Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

True bravery is to arrive home..
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

Histry sir was on leave

So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper

The vry 1st Q shocked students

Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts..!

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.

“who are u”

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?

CHUHE Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
“CHUHIYA” ka To DIL Diwana Lagta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise KUTARTE Hai Kapre. Ab to Har KAPDA CHUPANA Padta Hai…

Aik party main achanak kamoshi si ho gai . . . . jab Meera ne kaha k:

“waiter plz meri drink mai “Snow” dal do”:-D

SMALL LOVE STORY:

HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED!

NO TEETH !

HE DIED… 🙂