The Best Gifts 2 B Given.

2 A Frnd:
H0nesty,

2 An Enemy:
Forgiveness,

2 Parents:
Gratefulness,

2 God
Ur Life,

2 Me:
Nokia N95, Sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->

Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??

A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey 🙂

Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
Id All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out 😉

Bartender: I Think
Uve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->

Theres a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking …

Its called Marriage … ;->

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said …

“This Is Worse Than
Divorce…
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife…” ;->

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I cant bear that much happiness

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On,
I Have Coins!

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? 😀

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!