CHUHE Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
“CHUHIYA” ka To DIL Diwana Lagta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise KUTARTE Hai Kapre. Ab to Har KAPDA CHUPANA Padta Hai…

Aik party main achanak kamoshi si ho gai . . . . jab Meera ne kaha k:

“waiter plz meri drink mai “Snow” dal do”:-D

SMALL LOVE STORY:

HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED!

NO TEETH !

HE DIED… 🙂

Hi! welcome to “LIFE”care
apna khusi k liye 1 dabaye,
apna hansi k liye 2 dabaye,
apna sadi k liye 3 dabaye,
salman jaisa boy friend k liye mera numbar dabaye,
thanx LIFE CARE par call karne k liye,
ab mobile k red battom dabaye or so jaiye,
G®®D ||8

When I was UNHAPPY you were with ME.
When I was SAD you were with ME.
When I was CRYING you were with ME.
Now I realize when U R with me
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I AM IN TROUBLE.
HA HA HI HI HA HI HI

7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati
Hai To Bahut Takleef Hoti He

1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK

Or

7-TOILET ME PANI

Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very ‘CONSCIOUS’ about “FIGURES”…..!!! :p 😀

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask 😀

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

Simple but true:

One Who sends more 4ward msgs to all.?
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Is The 1 who is does not have a girlfrnd.

Agar apki girl friend apko
roz miss call karke
apse bat karti hai
to ye mat socho ki
wo apko bhut pyar karti hai
balki ye dekho ki ?
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Wo apko miss call kar kar ke kab tak barbaad karti hai

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.
Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.
Dil kahta hai shadi karle.
Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.