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Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Dont Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
“What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?”

He Said, “Call For Backup.”.

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby …

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So Whats Wrong With
The Old One … ? ;->

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin … ???

Both Cannot Be
Found … ;->

5 Points That Prove
“U r A Normal Student”

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
“Kal Se Pakka”

3- Uve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True … ;->

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows

“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly… ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
Aspirins” ;->

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

“Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It.”

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlDs
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT …

>> OBAMA

>> OSAMA …