Ladies & Gentalmen
Please Put yoUr Hand Together
For Clap
and
Welcome this Outstanding Sms To yoUr Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Young Man Asked A Rich
Old Man, How He Made His Money
The Old Guy Said Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple
And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It &
At The End Of The Day, I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents
The Nxt Day, I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples. I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them & Sold Them For 20 Cents

I Continued This 4 A Month, By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $1.37 Then My Wifes Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars

MORAL of the story:
Hard Work Is Just Shit
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

Girl to Her Brother :What aRe you Going To Gift Grandmother On Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl : But She Doesnt Play Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She had Also Gifted Me Book. 🙂

History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

New Traffic Police Logo

Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike

Dear Boys,
Dont Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like You
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together
Sincerely, BUSTED!

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

Lets practice maths
Ok?
Lets start with addition.

Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges & 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?

Thannk You Auntie!

Due To Effect Of Recession

Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides

Pay Attention All World

Weather Forecast For 30th March 2011,

A Category 5 Hurricane Named
“India”
Is Heading Towards Mohali
Its Better To Take Cover
Or You Will Be Blown Away

Girl: Proof That yoU Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinkng of U

The Dream Of Every Girl
Is Not Meeting The Perfect Guy

But To EAT Whatever She Wants
Without Getting Fat