Guides and explainers

On saying the thing properly.

Guides to writing the small, awkward messages nobody teaches you, and plain answers to what a phrase, a number code or an SMS rule means. The answer comes first.

Guides

How to write it yourself

For when a copied message won't do: the habits that make a wish or an apology sound like you.

Explained

Meanings, jokes and old SMS, explained

The phrases, riddles and forwards people still search for, with the answer in the first paragraph.